ISSAM
HOBBALLAH Monday
March 16, 2015
Dear
Ministers of the Cabinet
We have
discussed, more than once, the deterioration of the situation in the whole
area. We have all agreed with the recent soundings, which have foreseen a
dangerous escalation of disorder and confusion in the upcoming decades.
Actually,
we are living under the pressure of wars around our borders. Expectations are
heading to serious extensions of damages and losses.
It is
time to make gutsy decisions!!
By 2020,
we will be standing firm to move out to Mars, where we hope to enjoy peaceful
and prosperous life. To achieve this ambitious target, I have placed suggestions
at your disposal. This plan should be
voted in the shortest delay in order to launch a national mobilization.
Costs of the construction of the new
city
We
should be prepared to be able to build our own stronghold far from our enemies.
I suggest the involvement of all our human resources capabilities to recruit civil engineers and rally powerful
financial circles in order to eventually invade the cosmos and build a paradise
lacking violence and hostility.
The
first studies indicate that huge amounts of funds are needed for the
implementation of our national project. This Lebanese dream will be shared by
all those who live abroad and are still worried about the challenging problems
of the Cedars country.
In
addition, we have reliable friends over the world, ready to support our legal
struggle for the safety and the well-being of our new generations.
The
project provides for labor forces in a large area in the city with hospitals,
schools and amusement centers. As for lawyers, judges, civil servants, traders,
security forces, each of these social groups will have its own space with
public gardens for all citizens.
Higher
education and teaching of foreign languages are going to be free and
compulsory.
Interior
security, harmony and peaceful family living are a supreme commitment towards
our Lebanese people.
Forewarned is forearmed
Following
the instructions of the government, the legal department of contentions is
going to prepare an announcement related to the conditions and terms that will
be required to settle on Mars.
We have
no intentions to regenerate our failures in the national life. We are the only
country in the Middle East which has a secular
constitution.
This
constitution will guide and inspire our life when we settle on Mars. We are
working actually to render new regulations in order to ban extremism such as Tora
Bora’s dinosaurs or massacre preachers emerging from darkness.
We will
entrust the files of environment and atmospheric electricity to the private
sector. We believe that, in such highly technological tasks, it would be more
efficient and therefore more productive to overtake the administration’s usual
routine.
No
doubts that the unanimity of the Lebanese people is fed up with power cuts and
lack of water supply in all seasons.
To sum
up, we are racing time. We need to appeal to the patriotism of the cream of the
crop of our Lebanese creative brains. We will together defeat fanatism and
chaos. The future is ours! God bless Lebanon .