ISSAM HOBBALLAH :Dear Ministers of the Cabinet

ISSAM HOBBALLAH                                                           Monday March 16, 2015

                                                Dear Ministers of the Cabinet

We have discussed, more than once, the deterioration of the situation in the whole area. We have all agreed with the recent soundings, which have foreseen a dangerous escalation of disorder and confusion in the upcoming decades.

Actually, we are living under the pressure of wars around our borders. Expectations are heading to serious extensions of damages and losses.

It is time to make gutsy decisions!!

By 2020, we will be standing firm to move out to Mars, where we hope to enjoy peaceful and prosperous life. To achieve this ambitious target, I have placed suggestions at your  disposal. This plan should be voted in the shortest delay in order to launch a national mobilization.

Costs of the construction of the new city

We should be prepared to be able to build our own stronghold far from our enemies. I suggest the involvement of all our human resources capabilities  to recruit civil engineers and rally powerful financial circles in order to eventually invade the cosmos and build a paradise lacking  violence and hostility.

The first studies indicate that huge amounts of funds are needed for the implementation of our national project. This Lebanese dream will be shared by all those who live abroad and are still worried about the challenging problems of the Cedars country.

In addition, we have reliable friends over the world, ready to support our legal struggle for the safety and the well-being of our new generations.

The project provides for labor forces in a large area in the city with hospitals, schools and amusement centers. As for lawyers, judges, civil servants, traders, security forces, each of these social groups will have its own space with public gardens for all citizens.

Higher education and teaching of foreign languages are going to be free and compulsory.

Interior security, harmony and peaceful family living are a supreme commitment towards our Lebanese people.

Forewarned is forearmed

Following the instructions of the government, the legal department of contentions is going to prepare an announcement related to the conditions and terms that will be required to settle on Mars.

We have no intentions to regenerate our failures in the national life. We are the only country in the Middle East which has a secular constitution.

This constitution will guide and inspire our life when we settle on Mars. We are working actually to render new regulations in order to ban extremism such as Tora Bora’s dinosaurs or massacre preachers emerging from darkness.

Lebanon is the proud owner of a remarkable legacy. Should we put our best foot forward, we should have transferred our National Library and Museum to the new homeland by 2019 as first priority because it is a matter of preservation of our identity and culture.

We will entrust the files of environment and atmospheric electricity to the private sector. We believe that, in such highly technological tasks, it would be more efficient and therefore more productive to overtake the administration’s usual routine.

No doubts that the unanimity of the Lebanese people is fed up with power cuts and lack of water supply in all seasons.

To sum up, we are racing time. We need to appeal to the patriotism of the cream of the crop of our Lebanese creative brains. We will together defeat fanatism and chaos. The future is ours! God bless Lebanon.